Joe's Thoughts

I understand art.   They made the movie long enough thats it’s annoying, now it’s art.

I wonder if the Latin Kings have, like, a white Auxiliary.  The “White Dukes”.  Go get’em boys, you’re still technically under Kings the umbrella. Sorta like how the Elks have the “Lady Elks”.

To me what the concert experience is, is an hour and a half of people gruffly shoving you aside, and then you get to leave.

It seems like we have cured mouse cancer.  Every time you hear about a new drug you just hear how it blasted that shit right out of them. I didnt even know mouse cancer was a big problem, but it must have been because we have spent so much time trying to cure it.

So it’s just a stupid heads up display you wear on your face? Where’s the market for that? Oh right it’s already there all the nerds.  The world’s already annoying enough without a million dumb nerds wandering around yelling at their own faces, “GLASSES! WAS THAT A RIGHT OR A LEFT?!” 

The hard part is gonna be for the first year or two when you’re at work and you’re the only person wearing it and people will just be saying “Take that shit off  and do some work” and you have to explain to them that “no this is how I work, I wear this all the time, I’m a cyborg now.”

And it’s not glasses, its a singular glass, so basically a monocle. Let’s call it what it is please. 

Being Santa is just a job you can have, with no qualifications except you need to kill someone?

So you just murder Santa, and then you are INSTANLY 70ish, and are contractually obligated to work long hours delivering and making toys, forever, until someone MURDERS you.

This seems less like a job and more like a curse, like youre the captain of the Flying Dutchman or something, but instead of ghosts you have elves. 

Isn’t it weird that Mr. Ratburn is the only one on the show that has the type of animal he is in his name?  RATburn.   That’s like if we were at school and I was like “oh that’s just my teacher Mr. Mexicanton, he’s Mexican.”  

“Landlord” is basically the only title you see these day with the word “lord” in it. It’s not like your project manager at work is called the “projectlord”.  “Oh hey, I’m not sure about the answer to that let me go ask my projectlord.”

So I went to Kristof’s to go mini golfing while I was at home and all the water features were dried up. There was one hole that was just a big paddle boat at the bottom of a dried up concrete pool.   It’s like we lived at 8 mile.  That’s all Detroit is to me, is a dried up lagoon with a paddle boat sitting at a weird angle on the bottom.